Welcome to The Non-News Network!

Tired of celebrity trials, glowing press releases straight from politicians' desks and endless coverage of the "jobless economic recovery?" Us, too.

At 3N we'll give you the straight dope on crooked stories, the ones that are making big news but really aren't news at all. What's more, we'll tell you who's behind the story and what their real intent may be. Best of all, we'll then show you a similar story that you probably hadn't heard before--one that's gone unreported or been underreported or suppressed.

So sit back, settle in and get ready to be enlightened. Then get ready to get pissed.

Welcome.